I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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