i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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