PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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