Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
