Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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