I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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