It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Dignity is for republicans.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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