I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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