Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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