Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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