I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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