forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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