In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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