I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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