My sheets look like a crime scene.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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