Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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