dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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