from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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