i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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