Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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