Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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