ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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