wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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