I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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