There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
