I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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