You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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