My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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