"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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