hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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