And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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