I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i've created a new STD.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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