Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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