Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
