The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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