He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Be still, my beating vagina.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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