So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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