Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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