So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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