she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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