I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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