I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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