I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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