my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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