He is an equal opportunity slut.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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