Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
So. Much. Porn.
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