My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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