Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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