That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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