I must be too annoying 4 u.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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