i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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